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Spurs still a real threat to Lakers'
crown Fans' View On the David Letterman show, Laker center Shaquille O'Neal referenced
the San Antonio Spurs as possibly being a WNBA team. Well, after their
latest dismantling at the hands of those WNBA Spurs, the NCAA Lakers
probably don't have much to say, do they?
A couple of nights ago in Phoenix, the WNBA Spurs made an appearance,
and it wasn't a pretty sight. Those Spurs played ugly, lazy basketball and
came away with a fitting prize, their first loss of this young season.
Those Spurs play excellent Jeckyls to match the Lakers' Hydes.
With what should have been a long burning revenge in their hearts, the
WNBA Jeckyl Spurs went out to Phoenix after three convincing wins and laid
a 22-turnover, 38.5 percent-shooting egg against the Suns to lose for the
first time this season. The Spurs never have started a season with a
four-game winning streak. Better luck next year, guys!
It was exactly six months ago that the Suns booted these Spurs off of
their NBA championship throne, dispatching them in four swift games and
leaving them to ponder what might have been if Tim Duncan had only been.
Well, this time Duncan was healed, and after three strong showings the
Suns were surely going to see the real NBA Spurs in action. Not! Enter the
Jeckyl Spurs.
Jeckyl Spur Jaren Jackson played 12 minutes and poured in two points.
Danny Ferry played 14 minutes and had no stats whatsoever. The Spurs shot
1-for-8 as a team on 3-pointers, and the Admiral pulled down a lackluster
three rebounds in 24 minutes. Diminutive Jason Kidd even slapped the ball
from T-Dunk's raised hands on one play for an easy score. Jason Kidd?
Jeckyl Duncan?
The smaller, quick-footed Suns always have given these Spurs fits, and
this game was no different. These Spurs had so little fight in them that
the more aggressive Suns kept the advantage the entire game and the Spurs
never really had a chance. Surging Suns take Jeckyl Spurs 100-81. Who are
these Jeckyls? Did a WNBA team trade them to San Antonio?
Well, there is nothing better for what ails a team of Jeckyls than to
run them out against a bunch of Hydes. Los Angeles Hydes, that is. Laker
Girl Hydes. Take five of these, Tim, and call me in the morning. Here's my
bill. I take checks.
Somebody gave the Spurs a mystical tonic to shake those Jeckyl personas
because the beasts that took the court against the Lakers in no way
resembled those fumbling, bumbling Spurs that stepped off the plane in
Phoenix. No longer playing that plodding defensive game of old, these new
running Spurs are a sight to behold. With Robinson and Duncan shooting out
of the blocks after each defensive rebound or opponent's basket and Derek
Anderson and Sean Elliott flying down the wings, these younger Spurs are
going to be a different species this season.
Duncan made a typical T-Dunk statement with his 17 rebounds, and
Robinson added a demonstrative 16 points. Duncan led the Spurs with 22
points and all other Spurs, with the exception of Samaki Walker,
contributed to the point totals as these new, improved Spurs put the Laker
Hydes away 91-81. How do you like them asterisks, Phil Jackson?
The Spurs banged at Shaquille O'Neal with Duncan, Robinson and Malik
Rose to hold him to 13 points and 17 rebounds. That was way down from his
28.8-ppg average this season and his 30.7 average last year. Shaq was just
3-for-10 from the foul line against the Spurs. He is shooting foul shots
at a 41-percent clip so far this season. Here, Shaq, practice 10,000 of
these and call me at the end of the season. Here's my bill.
As usual, Kobe Bryant got his with 32 points and eight assists, and
Robert Horry plunked in four 3-point bombs for the Lakers. But big,
athletic teams cause the Shaqster a lot of trouble, and the Spurs'
triumvirate did its job in tying up O'Neal. "They fouled him every
time he took a shot," said Phil Jackson. Last year's almost-MVP never
seemed to put it together and the Los Angeles Hydes fell to the newly
organized NBA Spurs for the fourth time in the last five tries. Better
luck next time, Hydes.
As a matter of fact, these real Spurs have taken nine of the last 10
from the Lakers, including the last six at the Alamodome. The Lakers might
wear the NBA crown, but they don't own these Spurs by any means. If these
two get to the same juncture in this year's playoffs, the Lakers better
hope it's those WNBA Jeckyls they face because the real Spurs still seem
to be fully capable of whipping their Hydes.
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